So today I was in line for this thing and I was surrounded by nerdy acne ridden white guys who were trying to place out of a German test and I realized something
They all smelled bad
Then I realized something else
I’ve never smelled a pleasant smelling nerdy white guy
I’m not surprised at all I don’t know why it’s even noteworthy like they can’t dress so they must not have a sense of smell or hygiene right
Everyone one of them had greasy brown hair and ill fitting clothes and CVS brand glasses and I could never stoop that low man
No offense to nerdy white guys with no sense of style or smell, but I can see why Hispanic girls don’t date you. I need a man who’s armpit smells so good I’ll shove my face in it. I need a man who is tall but proportionate to his height. I need a man who has dark leg hair.
THIS IS WHAT I NEED.